1-10 Funny tagalog quotes

It’s about Julie Powell who was not satisfied with her life. She lived in New York, had married her high school sweetheart and was working for the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation, stuck in a job that made her miserable.

After witnessing a crazy lady on the subway and realizing that the only thing stopping her from going absolutely nuts was embarrassment and the desire to keep her vintage suit clean, she knew she needed a change.

Enter Julia Child. Powell had stolen a copy of Child’s “Mastering the Art of French Cooking Volume 1” from her mot

Text message | SMS Message | Quotes 11 - 15

11. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Naranasan mo na
bang umasa
at maghintay.

nakakapagod diba?
Pero kahit alam mong
pagod ka na
di mo kayang bumitaw basta basta!

Kasi alam mo na
kahit
anung gawin mo siya
pa rin ang taong

"MAHAL MO"

12. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Kung may
kakayahan
lang ang mga
luha na sabihin
ang mga dapat
mong marinig,

habang buhay akong iiyak..

dahil may mga bagay
na puso lang ang nakakakita at
luha lang ang may kakayahang magpadama..

13. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Alam kong
maraming special
na tao sa buhay mo,

marami din umaangkin sayo.
pero kapag pinabayaan ka na nila,
lumapit ka lang sakin
at sasabihin ko sayong

"sa akin sobrang importante ka"

14. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Nagmahal
ka na ba
ng sabay?

Naranasan mo
na bang pumili
sa kanila
at iwan ang isa?

Paano kung nagkamali
ka ng pagpili?

babalikan mo pa ba ang iniwan mo
o pipiliting maging masaya sa piling ng pinili mo?

15. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Mahirap
umasa sa
salitang
mahal kita.

Walang
kasiguraduhan
at walang
katiyakan.

Hindi mo alam
kung
galing
sa puso o hindi.

Pero minsan
kailangan mong
paniwalaan
para
di ka masaktan!

Text message | SMS Message | Quotes 6 - 10

6. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Kinukulit
kita
dahil
MAHAL KITA
iniistorbo
kita
dahil
MAHAL KITA
tini text
kita
dahil
MAHAL KITA
kahit
nagagalit
kana
MAHAL PARIN KITA
eh sa
MAHAL KITA
may magagawa
ka ba?

basta
MAHAL KITA

7. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

nang
magmahal
ako

i
learn
everything

usap
sa dilim

kahit pagalitan
basta magkita

pero ng
masaktan ako

tama sila
no words
can define love

kundi...


KAHIBANGAN

8. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Everyone has a dream..
Mine is to wake up to the sound of small rocks
being thrown at my window, and see the person I love
standing in the rain asking me for eternal love.

Joke lang..
Ang dream ko lang talaga ay magkapera..
Maraming maraming pera hahaha

9. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

he came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowed,
when he was satisfied...
he left.. i was hurt..

STUPID MOSQUITO!!!

10. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

AMO: bakit namatay tong aso??

MAID: pinaliguan ko po ng laundry soap.

AMO:nakakamatay ba yun??

MAID: ewan ko nga po eh, pag off ko ng
washing machine patay na cya.. @_@

Text message | SMS Message | Quotes 1 - 5

1. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Wag mo
paglaruan
ang taong
mahal ka
at pinaglalaban ka
baka dumating yung
time na sabihin nya
"laruan mo lang ako diba?"
benta mo nalang kaya ako sa iba,
baka mas kelangan niya ako kesa sayo.

2. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

ako
yung
taong
madaling
"tumawa"
"umiyak"
"masaktan"
higit sa lahat
madaling
"magmahal"
pero,
ako
yung
taong
"mahirap lumimot
ng pinagsamahan"

3. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

Pedro: uwi na ko gusto ko ng hubarin panty ng misis ko!
Juan: hot na hot ka na pre?
Pedro: hindi, masyadong masikip sakin eh..

--> syet! ahaha girlalOo..!

4. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

in my life
there are many
problems
i face.
sometimes
to hard
for me
to handle
and
sometimes
i easily
give up,
you know
what keeps
my heart
fighting?

the owner
of my
life named...

JESUS

5. Text message, SMS Message & Quotes

if everybody
deserves a
second chance,
would it mean
we also have the
freedom
to waste the
1st one?

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